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Most of us have had sex somewhere other than at home in bed at least once in our lives.  We are all interested in sex in strange places so a little research revealed the following.

Lily
On a pool table in the pub.  Which wouldn’t be so strange, except that the pub was open at the time.  It was really busy.

Annie
I lost my virginity behind the police station.

Susie
On the desk in the office of a nightclub, with the nightclub owner’s girlfriend – but not with the nightclub owner.  He felt left out and barred me.  If you’re going to get barred from a club, do it in style.

Lucy
In the middle of a local park on a sunny Saturday afternoon, amid the long ferns, dog walkers and casual hikers.

Tasha
Under the table at a dinner party while everyone wondered why we were so late and debated eating without us.  We’d had an argument that managed to clear the room of humans and ended up with us under the table.  As so often happens, fighting turned to sexy times.  Everyone thought we had gone outside, so they trickled back in and sat down to eat while we tried to dress while suppressing hysterical laughter and trying not to bump into anyone’s legs.

Alice
Not me personally, but I was woken up by a young couple having sex on the steps leading up to my house.  The girl seemed less bothered about being caught than the lad she was straddling.  We found her passport at the bottom of the garden. It must have fallen out of her bag.  It turned out the guy she was fucking was friends with the neighbors at the time.  We told them we had her passport and the guy eventually collected it.

Faye
On a top bunk in a men’s dormitory in a hostel, with a guy whose dick was so not worth it.

Lola
Public phone booth at 3am, on a main road with a steady stream of traffic.

Lilith
Norwegian literature section of a major university research library.

Damian

On the roof of a hotel. I was dressed as Batman at the time.

Erin
On a river bank while on a Sunday school outing.

Jasper
Against a wall of the Church of St Mary Magdalene.

Tegan
My friend was once at it in a car in a pub car park.  A thief broke in and hot-wired it while they were in the back seat.  She hit him over the back of the head with her shoe.

Freya
On a public footpath running through a National Park.  I had to pretend I was looking at the bluebells as an old couple ambled past in hiking gear.

Tia
In the middle of a stone circle in rural Ireland and a party of German tourists turned up halfway through.  They all gathered round their tour guide and pretended they hadn’t seen us, although we were only about three feet away.

Naomi
In the elevator of a Holiday Inn.

Amy
In the cubicles at a holiday park swimming pool.  The place was packed and we couldn’t find a family-sized cubicle, so our girls went in one and me and the husband went in another.  Well, we were alone, naked, locked in a small space.  It was bound to happen.

Ava
Walking home from the bar we passed a house playing really groovy music, so we did it on their car which was parked on the drive.

Rhianna
Town center bus station at 5pm, discreet unoccupied waiting room on the flip-up seats.

Hannah
New York City Library.  Yes it was open.

Ellen
Up a tree.  Not against the tree, up the tree.  It seemed like a bright idea at the time, to avoid CCTV cameras.  It was a bit scratchy.

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What???? No against a week's from grill at a truck stop? Or on the deck plate? Or in the driver's seat while the truckers parked on either side watched????

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Lot's of public places---really adds to the excitement! Best one was on a train platform. Very memorable!

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In a phone booth in down town Atlanta in the 70's day time

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