Mrs. Ghost and I hadn't had any flashing fun in a couple of months. Damn schedules and real world BS. We hadn't planned on having any this weekend, but as with most good things, it just happened. We h...
Three women are sitting in the obstetrician's waiting room, a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde. The brunette says, "The doctor told me that since my husband was on top when we conceived, the baby will be a boy."
The redhead replied, "Well, he told me that since I was on top, the baby will be a girl."
At that moment, the blonde bursts into hysterical tears and cries out, "Oh, no! I'm going to have puppies!"
I generally try to refrain from telling jokes that involve ethnicity, nationality, race, or anything that might upset anyone in today's hyper- sensitive society. The following joke does involve nationality and heritage, but isn't disrespectful or derisive. Additionally, I assume that most, if not all, of you know that anal sex is also known as "Greek" style.
The night before her wedding, a young bride- to- be is having a long, heart- to- heart talk with her mother.
Her mother says to her, "Honey, remember this. You are marrying a Greek man. At some point, when you are making love, he is going to ask you to turn over. Whatever you do, don't do it! Promise me that you will never do that!"
The younger woman says, "Okay, mom. Since you are so concerned, I promise."
After several years of marriage, the young woman and her husband are making love one night. He whispers in her ear, "Honey, I've never asked you to do this before, but why don't you turn over and we'll try something different."
The young woman pulls away from him, leaps out of bed and screams at him, "My mother warned me about that! She told me that, one day, you would ask me to do that! You are a disgusting pervert! I'm glad I promised her that I would never do that!"
Her husband looks at her and says, "But honey. Don't you want a family?"