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02 June 2016
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 I am relating an incident that happened last summer while I was driving south bound on Hwy 101 and having some fun teasing truckers, with the last truck having both a driver and co-driver passen...
24 October 2016
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Was 18 at the time; I was taking shower when I heard the door ringing....
11 August 2016
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Mrs. Ghost and I hadn't had any flashing fun in a couple of months. Damn schedules and real world BS. We hadn't planned on having any this weekend, but as with most good things, it just happened. We h...
23 August 2016
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Well I was on the balcony at Myrtle Beach , minding my own business, which usually gets me in some deep water. and I noticed some guys in another motel across the parking lot from mine,I had oceanview...
29 January 2016
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We headed  out yesterday on I 65 south when we got on the interstate the wife's clothes started coming off as I was starting to merge onto the interstate I had to let two trucks hauling bricks ge...

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1 year 2 months ago #190 by Rumbleseat
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I can't remember if i posted this in the past or not. Either way, here goes.

A team of researchers determined that the average penis length is 6 inches. They also determined that the average vagina is 8 inches in depth.

After crunching the numbers, they found that, in Los Angeles alone, there's 734 miles of pussy going to waste.
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1 year 1 month ago #214 by ramblingground
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LOL..... I never thought to measure the vagina. But I know mine is more shallow because i actually prefer the average size penis, nit the big monsters. Any volunteers to measure for me?
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1 year 1 month ago #215 by Rumbleseat
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Ramblingground, that sign up sheet will fill up quickly!

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1 year 1 month ago #227 by ramblingground
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Mmmmgggggrrrrr.... that would be fabulous!
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1 year 1 month ago #245 by Rumbleseat
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Three women are sitting in the obstetrician's waiting room, a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde. The brunette says, "The doctor told me that since my husband was on top when we conceived, the baby will be a boy."

The redhead replied, "Well, he told me that since I was on top, the baby will be a girl."

At that moment, the blonde bursts into hysterical tears and cries out, "Oh, no! I'm going to have puppies!"

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1 year 1 month ago #246 by Rumbleseat
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I generally try to refrain from telling jokes that involve ethnicity, nationality, race, or anything that might upset anyone in today's hyper- sensitive society. The following joke does involve nationality and heritage, but isn't disrespectful or derisive. Additionally, I assume that most, if not all, of you know that anal sex is also known as "Greek" style.

The night before her wedding, a young bride- to- be is having a long, heart- to- heart talk with her mother.

Her mother says to her, "Honey, remember this. You are marrying a Greek man. At some point, when you are making love, he is going to ask you to turn over. Whatever you do, don't do it! Promise me that you will never do that!"

The younger woman says, "Okay, mom. Since you are so concerned, I promise."

After several years of marriage, the young woman and her husband are making love one night. He whispers in her ear, "Honey, I've never asked you to do this before, but why don't you turn over and we'll try something different."

The young woman pulls away from him, leaps out of bed and screams at him, "My mother warned me about that! She told me that, one day, you would ask me to do that! You are a disgusting pervert! I'm glad I promised her that I would never do that!"

Her husband looks at her and says, "But honey. Don't you want a family?"

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