A woman, in obvious distress, goes into the emergency room of a hospital. The doctor comes in to examine her. He asks her just what her problem is.
"Oh, doctor! I have made a horrible mistake. I was trying out a new, very large vibrator and was having a really tough time getting it in. I went to grab some lube and accidentally grabbed a tube of super glue instead. Now I have this stuck inside me. Can you help?"
"Well, miss," he replies. "We can help, but the procedure is very expensive."
"Oh, no!" she screams. "I don't have insurance!" She thinks for a minute, then looks up at the doctor and asks, "How much is the procedure?"
The doctor answers, "Something like this will usually run about $25,000."
The woman thinks for a few more minutes, then says, "How much just to change the batteries?"