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02 June 2016
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 I am relating an incident that happened last summer while I was driving south bound on Hwy 101 and having some fun teasing truckers, with the last truck having both a driver and co-driver passen...
22 February 2016
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The first time I Flashed..... I was on my home from work, it was twilight. my widows are tinted.
29 January 2016
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We headed  out yesterday on I 65 south when we got on the interstate the wife's clothes started coming off as I was starting to merge onto the interstate I had to let two trucks hauling bricks ge...
23 August 2016
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Well I was on the balcony at Myrtle Beach , minding my own business, which usually gets me in some deep water. and I noticed some guys in another motel across the parking lot from mine,I had oceanview...
11 August 2016
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Mrs. Ghost and I hadn't had any flashing fun in a couple of months. Damn schedules and real world BS. We hadn't planned on having any this weekend, but as with most good things, it just happened. We h...

Rekindling the joke threaf

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1 year 1 month ago #248 by Hotbloodedbabe
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What did one saggy boob say to the other?


We better perk up before people think we're nuts.
Lol
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1 year 1 month ago #273 by Rumbleseat
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What do old women have between their boobs that young women don't?


Their bellybutton.

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1 year 1 month ago #276 by Rumbleseat
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A guy walks into a bar. On his shoulder is a tiny man about a foot tall. As he sits down at the bar, the bartender approached and asks what he'll have. The man says, "I'll have a Glenlivet, double, neat, thank you. By the way, do you have a piano?"

"Actually, we do," the bartender replies. "It's over there in the corner."

The little man jumps down from the man's shoulder, hops down to the floor, and walks to the piano. He begins to play. He plays everything from Beethoven to Jerrry Lee Lewis, Chopin to Billy Joel.

The bartender brings the man his Scotch, and says, "I'm sorry, but I just have to ask - what's the deal with the little guy? I've never heard anyone play the piano so beautifully."

The man takes a sip of his drink and says, "Well, a few years ago, I was castaway on a deserted island. One day, I found a bottle on the beach. I opened it and out popped a genie. The genie said, 'You have freed me from my captivity. I shall grant you three wishes'. First I asked to be rescued and was instantly transported to Hawaii. Second, I wished to be to be extremely wealthy. To be honest, my accountants still haven't figured out just how much money I have."

The bartender gathers his composure, having never heard such a tale. He then says, "That's amazing, but it doesn't explain the little man."

The man takes another sip from his drink and says, "I'm getting to that. You see, I didn't realize the genie was a little hard of hearing. He thought I said I wanted a 12 inch pianist."
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1 year 1 month ago #277 by Hotbloodedbabe
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In celebration of St Pattys Day!

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1 year 1 month ago #278 by Rumbleseat
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That could be why my daughter's dachshund gives me the evil eye whenever she brings him over and I've just cut the grass.

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1 year 1 month ago - 1 year 1 month ago #279 by Rumbleseat
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Okay, I have been telling this joke since my age was in the single digits.

A woman buys an old mirror at a flea market. The seller tells her to be careful because it is a magic mirror with the ability to grant wishes.

Once she gets home, she hangs the mirror on her bedroom door. She starts thinking about what the seller told her and says, "What the heck. I might as well try." She stands in front of the mirror and says, "Mirror, mirror on the door, make my bustline a 44." Instantly, her breasts begin to grow, popping the buttons from her blouse to expose her beautiful, firm, rounded breasts.

When her husband arrives home from fishing a few hours later, he is astonished at her transformation. She tells him the story of the mirror, but he, understandably, has is hesitant to believe it. The woman says to him, "Fine. If you don't believe me, try it for yourself."

She leads him to the mirror and says, "Make a wish."

The husband, feeling a little perturbed at what he considers to be nonsense, looks at the mirror and says, "Mirror, mirror on the door, make my pecker drag the floor."

His legs fall off.
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