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03 February 2016
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I took my wife to the local pizza parlor to eat.  We decided to sit in a booth.  The place wasn't very busy and there was an older couple sitting at another booth.
15 January 2016
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We have been doing this flashing thing for a long time now.  Looking back on it I can’t really remember exactly how or when we started doing it but if I do recall I know it wasn’t an intentional ...
29 January 2016
Interstate Flashing
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We headed  out yesterday on I 65 south when we got on the interstate the wife's clothes started coming off as I was starting to merge onto the interstate I had to let two trucks hauling bricks ge...
22 February 2016
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The first time I Flashed..... I was on my home from work, it was twilight. my widows are tinted.
24 October 2016
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Was 18 at the time; I was taking shower when I heard the door ringing....

Rekindling the joke threaf

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11 months 1 week ago #161 by Rumbleseat
Rumbleseat created the topic: Rekindling the joke threaf
Anyone who knows me, knows I love to make people laugh. With that in mind, I thought I might kick off a new joke thread with an oldie but a goodie.

What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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11 months 1 week ago #162 by Rumbleseat
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Joke number two:

Hercules was the name of a sperm. True to his name, Herc was was in great shape, maintaining it with constant exercise and strength training. Being so buff, Hercules was determined to be the sperm who next fertilized an egg. He was so confident, in fact, that he nicknamed himself "The Babymaker."

Soon enough, the sperm alert was sounded, with all the sperm swimming through the guy plumbing. Hercules swam past all of them, leaving them in his wake as he laughed,"I told you! I'm The Babymaker! " He was soon out of sight of the rest of them.

A few moments later, the group saw Hercules swimming like crazy toward them, shouting, "Turn back! It's a blowjob!"

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11 months 1 week ago #163 by Rumbleseat
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You folka can thank Hotbloodedbabe for inspiring this one:

What do flashers and yoga have in common?

They both make me stiff.
The following user(s) said Thank You: Hotbloodedbabe

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11 months 1 week ago #164 by Rumbleseat
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What is blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde?

A cheerleader doing cartwheels.

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11 months 1 week ago #170 by Hotbloodedbabe
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So silly :)

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11 months 1 week ago #172 by Rumbleseat
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Three penises are talking one day.
The first says, "Every night, I get showered, soaped, and clothed in silk pajamas for a good night's sleep."

The second says, "I've got that beat. Every night, I get soaked in a hottub, dried thoroughly, then get put to bed naked between satin sheets."

The third says,"Man, you guys are so lucky! Every night, I get a latex bag pulled over me, stuffed into a dark, hot, wet place and made to do pushups until I puke."

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