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TOPIC: Rekindling the joke threaf

Rekindling the joke threaf 1 year 5 months ago #161

Anyone who knows me, knows I love to make people laugh. With that in mind, I thought I might kick off a new joke thread with an oldie but a goodie.

What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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Rekindling the joke threaf 1 year 5 months ago #162

Joke number two:

Hercules was the name of a sperm. True to his name, Herc was was in great shape, maintaining it with constant exercise and strength training. Being so buff, Hercules was determined to be the sperm who next fertilized an egg. He was so confident, in fact, that he nicknamed himself "The Babymaker."

Soon enough, the sperm alert was sounded, with all the sperm swimming through the guy plumbing. Hercules swam past all of them, leaving them in his wake as he laughed,"I told you! I'm The Babymaker! " He was soon out of sight of the rest of them.

A few moments later, the group saw Hercules swimming like crazy toward them, shouting, "Turn back! It's a blowjob!"

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Rekindling the joke threaf 1 year 5 months ago #163

You folka can thank Hotbloodedbabe for inspiring this one:

What do flashers and yoga have in common?

They both make me stiff.
The following user(s) said Thank You: Hotbloodedbabe

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Rekindling the joke threaf 1 year 5 months ago #164

What is blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde?

A cheerleader doing cartwheels.

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Rekindling the joke threaf 1 year 5 months ago #170

So silly :)

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Rekindling the joke threaf 1 year 5 months ago #172

Three penises are talking one day.
The first says, "Every night, I get showered, soaped, and clothed in silk pajamas for a good night's sleep."

The second says, "I've got that beat. Every night, I get soaked in a hottub, dried thoroughly, then get put to bed naked between satin sheets."

The third says,"Man, you guys are so lucky! Every night, I get a latex bag pulled over me, stuffed into a dark, hot, wet place and made to do pushups until I puke."

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