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A man who sought to separate from his wife claiming she was too aggressive, autocratic and had an insatiable appetite for sex was granted divorce from a family court.
Emily Ratajkowski has once again shown off her slender figure in a sexy new swimwear campaign.
In today's society we seem to have become totally engrossed in the subject of sex! Sex Sells, just take a look at a few TV commercials and you will get the idea. So it isn't surprising that someone has completed a list of 'surprising' facts when it comes to Sex.
Sex Toys

Rub My Duckie

A cute and incognito treat, Duckie helps make bath times extra fun with multi speed vibrations and smooth silicone material.

We thought about this one for a while and finally decided that a Rubber Duckie belongs in the bath, not in the bed. Still, it's a personal choice isn't it?


I Rub My Duckie Massager, $19.99, Lovehoney.com

Rub My Duckie

Rubber Duckie

This is not the Rubber Duckie Kermit the Frog sang about. Just making sure everyone understands that.

Sex Toys

Eiffel Tower

For a memorable night out in Paris, take your pleasure to all new heights with this chic and original dildo.

We don't think that Mr. Eiffel, the guy who built the Statue of Liberty, had this in mind when he built the famous Parisian Landmark.


Eiffel Tower Dildo; $38.95, wickedtemptations.com

Eiffel Tower

Tourism

You will never look at the Eiffel Tower the same way again.

Sex Toys

Cookie Dough

Put down that tub of Ben & Jerry's ice cream and pick up this lube instead!

Why not indeed, Cookie Dough not only tastes good, it smells good too. Rub it on and risk blowing your diet.


Cookie Dough Edible Lubricant - 8oz, Topco; $13.30, playtimeboutique.com

Cookie Dough

Ben and Jerry's?

Statistics demonstrate that after sex we check our Facebook or Twitter account. No more! Now we'll hit the freezer for Ice Cream.

Sex Toys

Very Sharp

The claw and pinwheel can be used (carefully) to create a variety of sensations.

WTF? This looks like something you might find in a woodworking shop, not in a bedroom. Some people like a risk we suppose, and an ambulance on standby.


Razor Sensation Tool; Incoqnito; $89, ahanoir.com

Very Sharp

Shop Tools

Soft and Pliable sounds like a good description of Sex Toys. This looks it might double as a Can Opener

Sex Toys

Male Exciter

An artistic looking male-masturabtion toy that turns inside out to provide mass amounts of pleasure.

If you need to turn anything inside out to enjoy it then you are handling fruit, or fish, or something like that.


3D Polygon; $39, ahanoir.com

Male Exciter

Inside Out

iBlookin' wanted to order this and test it for himself. Since then we haven't been able to get him on the phone

Sex Toys

Tonguer

This compact device will use ten petite ‘tongues’ to have you squealing with pleasure. Small enough to fit in your purse and keep you company anywhere you go.

Just for fun we didn't read a discription for any of these toys and in blissful ignorance decided what it might be for. We though this was some kind of cooling fan, perhaps one that contains a water reservoir for a cooling spray. How wrong we were.


Sqweel Go; $59.00, babeland.com

Tonguer

Tongues

Like the ability to breath through your ears, having more than one tongue is a benefit

Sex Toys

Princess

With three levels of pulse intensity, The Princessa is enough to make anyone looking for the royal treatment blush.

When we first saw this one we though about weaponry, specifically a bomb. Nope, this one will produce a blast of different proportions.


Vibratex Girls Princessa; $89.95, thepleasurechest.com

Princess

Royal Bomb

This Grenade doesn't have a pin. We know because we checked

Sex Toys

Apple

Ideal for travel, this sensuous fruit offers five different settings and seven vibration patterns. You know what they say, an apple a day keeps the cravings at bay.

This is not the kind of Apple you would send to school with your kid as a gift for teacher, although doing so might be a good idea, your kid might be at the top of the class by the time they come home.


Forbidden Fruit Personal Massager, Rianne S; $115, ahanoir.com

Apple

Teacher's Gift

"Teacher, I bought you an Apple."

Sex Toys

Brush

This feather caress is just the right combination of saucy and subtle to tickle anyones fancy.

We checked with our local chimney sweep and apparently he has a whole stack of these, he says they are useful and very reliable


$20, Plumeau Caresse; Maison Close, journelle.com

Brush

Sweeper

Good for the garden and the chimney, a very versatile tool

Sex Toys

Pony Tail

Perfect if you were a my little pony fan growing up. The rainbow pink pony tail plug is an imaginative adult toy with a two-tone plug in body-safe borosilicate glass.

We contacted the makers of My Pony about this one, they didn't return our call.


Tasha Reignbow Pony Tail Plug, Crystal Delights; $125, ahanoir.com

Pony Tail

My Little Pony

Not only is this item good for additional pleasure in the bedroom, it can amuse your Little Pony loving kids for hours

Sex Toys

Door Handle

A luxury pleasure object for men available in silver or 18K gold plate. The Lelo Earl targets prostate massage through anal penetration.

I recently changed the hardware on a door at home. This looks very reminiscent of the equipment I installed.


Lelo Earl; $1590.00 - $2590.00, lelo.com

Door Handle

Sexy Hardware

Truly, a perfect tool if you are trying to open new doors

Sex Toys

Balls

They may look like crystal balls, but they have a very different function. With this training kit, the future predicts becoming an anal expert.

Each is individually tested which might mean thinking about it a little longer.


Orbite Anal Training Kit, $32.95, adamandeve.com

Balls

Very Stong

We hope these are strong, broken glass in the rectum tends to ruin people's day

Sex Toys

Masturbator

This masturbator is made from a 24-karat, gold plated metal ring and a stretchy rubber-gel padding. Primarily for men, it fits perfectly around the penis and comes with matching cufflinks and a 1 year warranty.

We wonder what matching cufflinks has to do with this piece of hardware. We also have to wonder who would pay this much for the ring in the first place.


The Gold Ring, Alpha One; $400, ahanoir.com

Masturbator

The Gold Ring

Nice until you think that your wife probably didn't pay close to that amount for your wedding ring

Sex Toys

The Cage

If you can both look past the initial scariness, this cage contraption offers longevity and wild textured sensations for the both of you.

We tried but we couldn't get past the aforementioned scariness. This contraption looks like something we wouldn't want to have around our best friend and our partners wouldn't want inside them wrapped around our best friends.


Silicone Penis Cage and Ring Set; $10.95, adamandever.com

The Cage

Death Cage

In ancient times they built these big enough for a man to fit into, and die. Think about it

Sex Toys

Cherries

A twist on Ben Wa balls, these silicone Kegel balls are so lightweight and quiet you’re able the wear them in public without anyone knowing your little secret if you so desire.

We thought that the whole idea of wearing Steel Ben Wa balls was so that EVERYONE around knew what was going on. We have been wrong before though.


Charming Cherries Kegel Balls; $22.95, adamandeve.com

Cherries

Cherries

A whole new meaning on Cherry Pie. "Cream anyone?"

Sex Toys

Shocker

Feeling brave? Lovers of nipple play can increase the shock factor by dialing up the settings on this hand held power unit.

Okay, now we know you are kidding, right? We thought that introducing electricity into the bathroom in the form of automatic flushers, etc was a little strange. Electricity and water?


Shock Therapy Nipple Clamps, $49.95, www.adamandeve.com

Shocker

Shocking

We wonder if this is a form of exercise while getting a form of exercise

Sex Toys

Tips

Hello Touch is the smallest fingertip vibrator available that allows both internal and clitoral stimulation. This toy is definitely hands on.

This looks like it would be wonderful. Personally I enjoy someone running their fingers across my back. iBlookin' said he enjoys the feel of an oily wrench across his back and RamblingGround said something we couldn't repeat.


Hello Touch Wearable Vibrator, JimmyJane; $65, ahanoir.com

Tips

Fingers

For a truly electric touch.

Sex Toys

Ropey Ring

Made with spiralled cotton rope, which comes in a range of two colors, the Xena cuff allows you to be all tied up in style.

This looks all well and good until you see the price. We are left wondering if we have been missing something all this time.


Xena Cuff; $350, agentprovocateur.com

Ropey Ring

Christmas Gift?

Sorry but this leaves us wondering. Why go to all the expense, are we missing something? Oh yeah, a Bank Account

Sex Toys

Knee Dick

A totally new approach to the strap-on experience, the Thigh Harness allows for many added pleasures such as face-to-face intimacy and is hands-free for multitaskers.

No comment, seriously .... no comment. A few giggles (we are little kids) but no comment.


Thigh Harness; $32, babeland.com

Knee Dick

Tired?

When your hips get tired this might be useful or how about offering a lady a knee?

Sex Toys

Closeness

Stay close with this padded blow job helper by holding onto each handle, while wrapping it around the back of the giver’s head, pulling them closer.

We had been under the impression that the giver had handles already installed. What else are the ears for?


James Deen Stay Close Waist Belt; $17.99, edenfantasys.com

Closeness

Handles

We thought this was a waste until Preacher suggested, "Slingshot!"

Sex Toys

Kids Toy?

For a more unique vive, meet the Amorino Vibrator. Use on it's own, or attach the detachable silicone band for a whole new experience.

We are agreed on this one, it is a Rubber Band Gun. We used to build them ourselves as kids but someone has actually made one for sale? Where do we order.


Fun Factory Amorino Vibrator; $99.95, funfactory.com

Kids Toy?

Distance

With this you can get distance. All your school friends will be envious. Amazing

Sex Toys

Exercise Weights

Looking for some workout inspiration? Incorporate these vagina weights into your routine for toned PC muscled and stronger orgasms.

Buy these for your lover and encourage her vaginal workout. Pretty soon you will enjoy telling your friends your lover beats you up.


Lovelife Flex Kegel Set; $45, babeland.com

Exercise Weights

Weights

Next time we are at the Gym we'll look for a girl with these and ask if she needs a spotter

Sex Toys

Dead Ringer

Designed to nestle in all the right places, this vibrating cock ring allows for easy adjustment without taking the attention away from the task in hand.

They sell these in Truckstops except I thought they were to make your neck more comfortable.


Lovelife Share Vibrating Cock Ring; $59.00, pinkcherry.com

Dead Ringer

Heart

Have a heart. No seriously, have a heart.

Sex Toys

Triple Bullet

Why stick to one texture on your dildo? Change it up with this 3 in 1 vibrating bullet.

I watched a Sci-Fi movie the other day; one part of the story involved a Cosmic Ray Accelerator module and it looked EXACTLY like this except that this says Trojan and the movie version said Cosmic Ray Accelerator Module.


Trojan Vibrating Multi-Thrill; $29.99, www.trojanvibrations.com

Triple Bullet

Star Trek

Beam me up Scotty

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