A cute and incognito treat, Duckie helps make bath times extra fun with multi speed vibrations and smooth silicone material.
We thought about this one for a while and finally decided that a Rubber Duckie belongs in the bath, not in the bed. Still, it's a personal choice isn't it?
This is not the Rubber Duckie Kermit the Frog sang about. Just making sure everyone understands that.
For a memorable night out in Paris, take your pleasure to all new heights with this chic and original dildo.
We don't think that Mr. Eiffel, the guy who built the Statue of Liberty, had this in mind when he built the famous Parisian Landmark.
You will never look at the Eiffel Tower the same way again.
Put down that tub of Ben & Jerry's ice cream and pick up this lube instead!
Why not indeed, Cookie Dough not only tastes good, it smells good too. Rub it on and risk blowing your diet.
Statistics demonstrate that after sex we check our Facebook or Twitter account. No more! Now we'll hit the freezer for Ice Cream.
The claw and pinwheel can be used (carefully) to create a variety of sensations.
WTF? This looks like something you might find in a woodworking shop, not in a bedroom. Some people like a risk we suppose, and an ambulance on standby.
Soft and Pliable sounds like a good description of Sex Toys. This looks it might double as a Can Opener
An artistic looking male-masturabtion toy that turns inside out to provide mass amounts of pleasure.
If you need to turn anything inside out to enjoy it then you are handling fruit, or fish, or something like that.
iBlookin' wanted to order this and test it for himself. Since then we haven't been able to get him on the phone
This compact device will use ten petite ‘tongues’ to have you squealing with pleasure. Small enough to fit in your purse and keep you company anywhere you go.
Just for fun we didn't read a discription for any of these toys and in blissful ignorance decided what it might be for. We though this was some kind of cooling fan, perhaps one that contains a water reservoir for a cooling spray. How wrong we were.
Like the ability to breath through your ears, having more than one tongue is a benefit
With three levels of pulse intensity, The Princessa is enough to make anyone looking for the royal treatment blush.
When we first saw this one we though about weaponry, specifically a bomb. Nope, this one will produce a blast of different proportions.
This Grenade doesn't have a pin. We know because we checked
Ideal for travel, this sensuous fruit offers five different settings and seven vibration patterns. You know what they say, an apple a day keeps the cravings at bay.
This is not the kind of Apple you would send to school with your kid as a gift for teacher, although doing so might be a good idea, your kid might be at the top of the class by the time they come home.
"Teacher, I bought you an Apple."
This feather caress is just the right combination of saucy and subtle to tickle anyones fancy.
We checked with our local chimney sweep and apparently he has a whole stack of these, he says they are useful and very reliable
Good for the garden and the chimney, a very versatile tool
Perfect if you were a my little pony fan growing up. The rainbow pink pony tail plug is an imaginative adult toy with a two-tone plug in body-safe borosilicate glass.
We contacted the makers of My Pony about this one, they didn't return our call.
Not only is this item good for additional pleasure in the bedroom, it can amuse your Little Pony loving kids for hours
A luxury pleasure object for men available in silver or 18K gold plate. The Lelo Earl targets prostate massage through anal penetration.
I recently changed the hardware on a door at home. This looks very reminiscent of the equipment I installed.
Truly, a perfect tool if you are trying to open new doors
They may look like crystal balls, but they have a very different function. With this training kit, the future predicts becoming an anal expert.
Each is individually tested which might mean thinking about it a little longer.
We hope these are strong, broken glass in the rectum tends to ruin people's day
This masturbator is made from a 24-karat, gold plated metal ring and a stretchy rubber-gel padding. Primarily for men, it fits perfectly around the penis and comes with matching cufflinks and a 1 year warranty.
We wonder what matching cufflinks has to do with this piece of hardware. We also have to wonder who would pay this much for the ring in the first place.
Nice until you think that your wife probably didn't pay close to that amount for your wedding ring
If you can both look past the initial scariness, this cage contraption offers longevity and wild textured sensations for the both of you.
We tried but we couldn't get past the aforementioned scariness. This contraption looks like something we wouldn't want to have around our best friend and our partners wouldn't want inside them wrapped around our best friends.
In ancient times they built these big enough for a man to fit into, and die. Think about it
A twist on Ben Wa balls, these silicone Kegel balls are so lightweight and quiet you’re able the wear them in public without anyone knowing your little secret if you so desire.
We thought that the whole idea of wearing Steel Ben Wa balls was so that EVERYONE around knew what was going on. We have been wrong before though.
A whole new meaning on Cherry Pie. "Cream anyone?"
Feeling brave? Lovers of nipple play can increase the shock factor by dialing up the settings on this hand held power unit.
Okay, now we know you are kidding, right? We thought that introducing electricity into the bathroom in the form of automatic flushers, etc was a little strange. Electricity and water?
We wonder if this is a form of exercise while getting a form of exercise
Hello Touch is the smallest fingertip vibrator available that allows both internal and clitoral stimulation. This toy is definitely hands on.
This looks like it would be wonderful. Personally I enjoy someone running their fingers across my back. iBlookin' said he enjoys the feel of an oily wrench across his back and RamblingGround said something we couldn't repeat.
For a truly electric touch.
Made with spiralled cotton rope, which comes in a range of two colors, the Xena cuff allows you to be all tied up in style.
This looks all well and good until you see the price. We are left wondering if we have been missing something all this time.
Sorry but this leaves us wondering. Why go to all the expense, are we missing something? Oh yeah, a Bank Account
A totally new approach to the strap-on experience, the Thigh Harness allows for many added pleasures such as face-to-face intimacy and is hands-free for multitaskers.
No comment, seriously .... no comment. A few giggles (we are little kids) but no comment.
When your hips get tired this might be useful or how about offering a lady a knee?
Stay close with this padded blow job helper by holding onto each handle, while wrapping it around the back of the giver’s head, pulling them closer.
We had been under the impression that the giver had handles already installed. What else are the ears for?
We thought this was a waste until Preacher suggested, "Slingshot!"
For a more unique vive, meet the Amorino Vibrator. Use on it's own, or attach the detachable silicone band for a whole new experience.
We are agreed on this one, it is a Rubber Band Gun. We used to build them ourselves as kids but someone has actually made one for sale? Where do we order.
With this you can get distance. All your school friends will be envious. Amazing
Looking for some workout inspiration? Incorporate these vagina weights into your routine for toned PC muscled and stronger orgasms.
Buy these for your lover and encourage her vaginal workout. Pretty soon you will enjoy telling your friends your lover beats you up.
Next time we are at the Gym we'll look for a girl with these and ask if she needs a spotter
Designed to nestle in all the right places, this vibrating cock ring allows for easy adjustment without taking the attention away from the task in hand.
They sell these in Truckstops except I thought they were to make your neck more comfortable.
Have a heart. No seriously, have a heart.
Why stick to one texture on your dildo? Change it up with this 3 in 1 vibrating bullet.
I watched a Sci-Fi movie the other day; one part of the story involved a Cosmic Ray Accelerator module and it looked EXACTLY like this except that this says Trojan and the movie version said Cosmic Ray Accelerator Module.
Beam me up Scotty